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[GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby psppwner300 » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:00 am

Due to my love for this game, as well as wanting to help the developers out a bit, as well as because some of you don't own a copy of the game and would like one, I have an extra copy of GRIP. If you can come up with a good pun using the word GRIP or using any of the game's elements, post here (ex. Come on now, get a GRIP (haha, um)). The one who I think has the best pun, I will give the copy to. Make sure you have your Steam ID posted somewhere (like your signature) or PM it to me so I can gift it to you.

Deadline will close...uh, two or three days from now? Or whenever the thread goes dead for a while.

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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Demigan » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:40 am

In fifteen years we'll have the most GRIPping tales to tell.

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Postby psppwner300 » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:29 pm

Think we got ourselves a winner here, unless someone else has got something (even if you own the game, I'd love to read your puns).

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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Queadah » Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:58 am

"Down the road to succeed, you gotta get a GRIP"
I'm ashamed X)

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Postby landvaarder » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:49 pm

(*channels inner sans*)

Better be GRIPping the edges of your seat, cause this game will turn the whole racing scene UPSIDE DOWN
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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Falkerz » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:40 pm

And now it's time for the most gripping of all games... Doesn't matter whether you're an industrious little racer, or one who likes to get wasted on incredible speed. What matters is landing hard, racing into the lead, and taking down the leader like a hunter stalks his prey. Hold onto your hats, the grip here can be very wild indeed...
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Postby Broscar » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:30 pm

GRIP the pillow, 'cause I'm gonna break the barrier and assassinate your tunnel >:}

Take that, wordfilter!

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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Falkerz » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:00 am

Broscar wrote:GRIP the pillow, 'cause I'm gonna break the barrier and assassinate your tunnel >:}

Take that, wordfilter!


Broscar pls :o
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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby psppwner300 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:40 pm

Good puns here folks. I gave the copy to Demigan. Good news is, I have another copy. Anyone want dibs? :D

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Postby potterman28wxcv » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:07 pm

psppwner300 wrote:Good puns here folks. I gave the copy to Demigan. Good news is, I have another copy. Anyone want dibs? :D

Lol dude how many copies do you have ? XD
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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Django » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:27 am

The new patch gripped my Balls and stole my pants but because of the high speed it made a ballon. To get them back i ripped the 4th dimension. Then i tried to hitchhike but all i got was stinged by a missile. Luckily it was an Assassin so i grabbed it and rode on it all the way to first place silver surfer style. The guy in first place was capulted in a glitching texture. So i got myself a grip and walked to the finish line. Just before i managed to win Jester came along and said: "Oi, your fat-ass pants was blocking my windshield so i shot everybody" To get away i stepped slowly backwards which made me cross the finish line. Jester got so mad that he used 3 boosters at once and exploded from too much steroids. Next thing i remember i laid on the floor of my room. Must have lost grip to the chair. But madness wasn't finished running over me. When reality got a hold of my trippin self i saw that my pants were still flying around because they caught grip in my CPU fan.

Edit: I obviously dont need another copy but a friend has it on his wishlist.
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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby Falkerz » Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:35 am

psppwner300 wrote:Good puns here folks. I gave the copy to Demigan. Good news is, I have another copy. Anyone want dibs? :D


I'll gladly take a copy. Make my friends fight over it...
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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby yellowquiet » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:40 am

Broscar wrote:GRIP the pillow, 'cause I'm gonna break the barrier and assassinate your tunnel >:}

Take that, wordfilter!

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Re: [GRIP Game Giveaway] Insert Crappy Pun Here

Postby psppwner300 » Tue Mar 15, 2016 5:21 pm

They see me GRIPin'
They hatin'
Patrolling to try and catch me GRIPin' dirty
Trying to catch me GRIPin' dirty
Trying to catch me GRIPin' dirty
Trying to catch me GRIPin' dirty...


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