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Postby yellowquiet » Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:30 am

Alright guys, we know grip is going to come out so now we need to discuss features for a sequel. I was thinking VR support with a puke bucket attachment and as mentioned in a different thread, it will also be supported on the GRIP-OS in 2020. I was also thinking twice as big cars and triple the explosions.
I didn't even know what was in the splatter pack before I bought it.

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Re: GRIP 2 (Joke post)

Postby the-GURU-man » Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:16 am

It needs to arrive with some crazy driving station, like this, but bigger and with super powerful hydraulics:


GRIP 2 will replace the whole OS during installation and essentially become your OS. It will come with integrated time management system, so if you want to get any work done, suit yourself - you can earn 1 hour of MS Office time for every 2 hours of multiplayer playtime!

Purchasing the PukeBucket TM official peripheral will grant you access to more powerful vehicles, unlock all restrains from your seat and set up more aggressive profile for hydraulics by default.

Disco Assassin will NOT be optional and will be forced upon the feeble peasants who discovered the true and only racing game too late, as a constant reminder of their past mistaken paths and poor taste. All those, who pre-ordered, shall receive 5% power boost forever and ever.

2020 will be the year of GRIP-OS, 2025 will be the year that the Church of GRIP will become the dominant religion on planet Earth.
! ! ! RUNNING THE BEST OS EVER ! ! !

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Re: GRIP 2 (Joke post)

Postby Roq » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:53 am


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Re: GRIP 2 (Joke post)

Postby yellowquiet » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:16 am

@Roq
All of my yes.
I didn't even know what was in the splatter pack before I bought it.


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